


Ham and the World: The Sam Connection

by The Night Watcher



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2008-08-24
Updated: 2008-08-24
Packaged: 2013-07-01 17:11:43
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 330
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4496921/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1674703/The-Night-Watcher
Summary: This is just a random drabble about sams connection to ham and the way she views garound her, its sorta random and was a complete experimeant...this is my first icarly fanfic so please r and r





	Ham and the World: The Sam Connection

Ham and The World: The Sam Connection

Sams POV

_I like ham_

_mmm ham_

_yay french ham_

_wait do the french even make ham_

_oh well its ham_

_bleh this sucks_

_but its ham_

_so i should probably eat it_

_damn the french dont know how to make ham_

_oh well_

_god i hated that_

_but its ham_

_well if the french cant make ham then who can_

_why the hell is the voice in my head talking about ham_

_sigh...i am crazy_

_oh well.._

_why do carly and spencer have so many types of ham_

_i mean not that i dont like it its just wierd_

_speaking of wierd i wonder where freddie was today_

_oh yah he had to go get a new speacil saftey approved backpack with his mom after i dumped my ham and cheese omlet into his old one_

_that was fun..._

_wow this is alot of ham_

_american ham_

_english ham_

_german ham_

_finish ham_

_romanian ham_

_brazilian ham_

_mexican ham_

_russain ham_

_indian ham_

_tibetan ham_

_iraqi ham_

_wow my brain doesnt know how to spell_

_..._

_chinese ham_

_... _

_what the hell do the chinese even make ham_

_i mean there asian and ham just isnt _

_..._

_still its ham_

_..._

_i should try some_

_..._

_..._

_.._

_._

_wierd_

_it taste like freddy that one time i bit him for calling me a freak_

_i hate it_

_...sigh_

_freddies wierd_

_sorta like asian ham_

_oh well carlys nice like american ham_

_and spencer_

_..._

_oh god_

_..._

_what type of ham is spencer_

_..._

_i mean hes not like any ham_

_..._

_..._

_why is this happening to me i can always think of what type of ham a person is_

_..._

_why _

_..._

_why_

_..._

_hey i got it_

_..._

_damnt_

_..._

_wait _

_hes black forrest ham_

_toatally wierd and yet everyone likes him_

_and they dont even know why_

_sigh_

_maybe i should go i think carlys yelling at me to leave i meen what time is it like one in the morning_

_i like ham_


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